Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
i came on her dog
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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