So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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