I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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