Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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