when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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