Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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