i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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