Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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