doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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