just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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