Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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