what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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