There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Randomize