so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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