thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Randomize
