god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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