I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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