i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
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