After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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