fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
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