so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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