it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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