I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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