Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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