porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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