Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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