You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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