I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Randomize
