How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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