google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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