Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
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