this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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