So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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