so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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