I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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