whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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