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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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