Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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