8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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