Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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