But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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