never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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