Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
this beer tastes like vomit already
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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