Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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