I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
