Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
