is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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