Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
