at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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