Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
we're so committed to being not committed
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
