Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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