Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
