I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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