Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I just forgot I was standing up.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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