She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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